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About Me Member Multimedia Artist djJuliusTMale/United States Recent Activity Deviant for 4 Years
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Amost died

Sat Apr 9, 2005, 1:57 AM
I swear to god i'm not making this up...

Friday night (4-8-05) I was working ridiculously late; ended up leaving around 3am. I'm driving back home on the highway (I commute about 70 miles), doing about 80 mph. Half way there, all of the sudden, there is this car driving right at me. Takes me about 1.5 seconds to realize I'm going 80, he's going 80, he's not a cop, and HE'S ON THE WRONG SIDE OF THE FUCKING HIGHWAY.... So I slam on the breaks and swerve hard and fast to right shoulder (this is my favorite part). This motherfucker follows me across the highway, like he's got a fucking death wish and I'm going out w/ him. He just missed me by about a foot and a half, I swear to god. He passed me still at about 80 in the far right lane, while I was skidding out on the right shoulder.
One half second too late, and you would have heard about me on the evening news...

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  • Current Residence: Michigan - the State that wanted to be an island, instead, tragically became a little girls mitten.
  • Interests: Photography, Graphic Art, Design, Sculpture, Painting, Illustration, Traditional Art, Music.
  • Favourite movie: The Graduate - Kill Bill - Ninja Scroll - Scent of a Woman.
  • Favourite band or musician: Aphex Twin, Our Lady Peace, Marshal Mathers
  • Favourite genre of music: Electronica, Classical, and most music not played on the radio.
  • Favourite artist: Chuck Close, Christo, Alex Katz, Pollock, Robert Smithson, Da Vinci, Durer, Hopper, Duchamp.
  • Favourite poet or writer: Billy Shakespeare wrote a whole bunch of sonnets.
  • Favourite photographer: Ansel Adams, Song Dong (contemporary chinese)
  • Favourite style of art: Contemporary Postmodern Art.
  • Operating System: My CPU is a Neural-Net Processor... A Learning Computer.
  • MP3 player of choice: iPod.
  • Shell of choice: Ghost in Shell.
  • Wallpaper of choice: The kind where the snozberries taste like snozberries.
  • Skin of choice: Original recipe.
  • Favourite game: Hide and Go Seek.
  • Favourite gaming platform: Xbox.
  • Favourite cartoon character: The Homestar Runner, and everyone on "Aqua Teen Hunger Force."
  • Personal Quote: "Plantum plaque status is wack if I'm not the baddest."
  • Tools of the Trade: I've a better idea. List of Things Better than Tool Lists: (1)Tacos (2)Everthing else (3)End of List

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:iconsculptin:
A big belated thank you for the fave of my sculpture! :thanks:

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:iconmrdingo:
thank you for the :+fav:

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Thanks for the Fav. Kudos for leaving such an indepth/meaningful response to my work.
:icondjjuliust:
no problem. As long as people continue to create high-quality art, I'll give a high-quality crit.

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:iconnebu:
Thank you for the faves! :hug:

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Hey Thanks for the Favorite !
:iconrenoux:
Merci !!!

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:iconsculptin:
Hey, thanks a tonne for adding me to your watch list. Much appreciated. That is one heck of a peice, your newly submitted wood sculpture. keep it up!

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:iconvegeta-holic:
Hi! :wave: I like the Body, Mind, and Soul that you submitted...It's awesome.

I'm gonna devWATCH you now :giggle:

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